🚨🌩️BREAKING: Cloudflare just dropped the biggest oopsie of 2023 and took the internet along for the ride! 💔🤖💨 I swear, I thought I was in a Black Mirror episode when my favorite sites like ChatGPT and Spotify were down at the same time! 😱 This is what they mean by the “internet is on fire” meme, and I don’t mean that in a good way! 🔥💀 At 10 AM ET, Cloudflare pulled a full-on “just kidding” with a message saying, "A fix has been implemented, and we believe the incident is now resolved." 🦾 Like, bruh, I believe you only when you show me the receipts. #CloudflareDown is now a trending meme and trust me, not even the stonks can save these companies from the seethe-level chaos unleashed! 🚀🤑 🗣️ Leaked dev convo in the Cloudflare office: Dev 1: "So, like, did we just hit the 'delete' button on the internet?" Dev 2: "Nah fam, more like 'Oops, it's fine.' 😂" Imagine trying to vibe to your Spotify playlist while League of Legends users were gearing up to rage quit harder than Drake pointing at pizza! 🍕👀 So what’s next? I’m calling it: the next big thing will be a Cloudflare security blanket that costs $999 and promises to keep all the outages away. 😤💸 Remember, you heard it here first—reset your router like you reset your hopes and dreams this Tuesday! Keep streaming, fam! 💥🤡