Cloudflare just found the lag switch ๐ค๐จ Blames the chaos on a "latent bug" ๐คญ๐ชฒ #InternetDown #Seethe
๐จ๐๐ BREAKING NEWS: Cloudflare is pulling a "hold my juice box" moment and causing chaos faster than your WiFi drops during a Zoom meeting! ๐๐ฅ Apparently, they found a โlatent bugโ lurking in the code like that one friend who always shows up to the party uninvited. ๐๐ช So, picture this: a tech behemoth like Cloudflare going, "Oops, my bad, the internet's outta juice! ๐ณ๐" while we all seethe and cope like we're in the middle of a bad romcom. ๐๐ Websites like ChatGPT, Spotify, and even X (formerly known as Twitter but donโt worry about it, just sprinkle some stonks on it) were all doing the โwe're down, send helpโ dance ๐๐ค. *Leaked Dev Quote*: โItโs not a bug, itโs a feature! Just kidding, weโre all screaming in the office right now!โ ๐ฑ๐ป Meanwhile, the meme-lords are prepping their "This is Fine" memes while weโre all stuck scrolling through TikTok like itโs 2019. ๐ฅฒ๐ฅ But hereโs the hot take: If your internet infrastructure goes down, is it really infrastructure? ๐ค๐ I say we pivot to using carrier pigeons to send our memes. Trust me, itโll be based as heck! ๐ฆ๐๏ธ
