🌩️💥 WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME, PEASANTS! 💥🌩️ BREAKING: Cloudflare has stepped up to the plate and said “NOT TODAY, HACKER BOIS!” 🚫👾 They just dropped the ultimate flex, BLOCKING A RECORD-BREAKING 11.5 Tbps DDoS attack! 😱 That's right, folks, we're talking enough data to make your grandma's Wi-Fi look like a dial-up connection from the Stone Age! 📞🪨 In a post on the *oh-so-relevant* app X, Cloudflare declared they’ve been *out here* swatting DDoS attacks like they’re pesky flies! 🦟💥 They said, “We just casually blocked hundreds of these hyper-volumetric monsters. No biggie.” 😏💪 (Leaked developer quote: “I swear, at this point, we’re basically superheroes. Where’s my cape?” 🦸‍♂️) Meanwhile, the hackers are like 😭💔 while Cloudflare just sits back sipping their energy drink, looking at their stock prices line up like the stonks meme 🚀📈. BUT WAIT! 😱 What if this is the beginning of the end?! 🔮💀 Are we destined to live in a world where Cloudflare becomes the overlord of the internet, charging us every time we want to load a cat meme?! 🤔💸 💯💥 My completely unhinged bet? In 2025, they’re gonna charge you $0.99 EVERY TIME you wanna refresh your Twitter feed. Stay woke, fam! 📱👀🔥