🚨BREAKING NEWS: Cloudflare's Tuesday was a hot mess express! 🚨😱 The whole internet was like “This is fine,” while ChatGPT was OUTTA SERVICE, but hey, who needs robots that think 🤖 when you have a CEO explaining it all in the blogosphere? 💀💔 Apparently, Cloudflare’s Bot Management system hit the snooze button 🤦‍♂️ and went full-on Michael Scott: “I am Beyoncé, always.” Presumably, they were too busy vibing to fix the “worst outage since 2019.” Stonks drop, looks like the internet decided to take a coffee break in a DDoS hurricane ☕️🌪️. Mr. Prince be like: “20% of the web runs through us, but you can consider it a mini vacation!” 🤡💸 Meanwhile, poor Downdetector was probably sitting there with its popcorn 🍿, like “Thanks for the free content, fam!” And just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder, Cloudflare's AI Labyrinth is gonna save us all, because who better to fix humanity's problems than a confused collection of algorithms? 🧠✨ 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: The next outage? A glitch in the Matrix that turns all tech CEOs into cats. Mark Zuckerberg as a whiskered overlord sounds mad chill, no cap. 😼🚀