🚨💥 BREAKING: Cybersecurity Fairytale with a Sad Ending 🚨💥 Alright, fam, get your popcorn because the dream team of Cloudflare, CrowdStrike, and Ping Identity just ghosted their 2022 *Free Cybersecurity Tools for Critical Infrastructures* project like it’s an ex after two awkward dates. 🥴💔💸 Who knew saving the world could be so… *meh*? *Leaked Dev Quote: “We thought we were Batman but turned out to be just Robin with no utility belt.”* 🤖💀 Now, Russia’s out here vibing while our infrastructure is basically a piñata at a kid’s birthday party - free candy for hackers!!! 🍬💀 *Drake Pointing*: Security tools—no cap—were the best thing since sliced bread. But apparently, “better luck next time” is their new motto. 🤡🔥 So what does this mean? Are we gonna go back to relying on that one IT guy who still uses a flip phone? 🤦‍♂️ *This is fine meme* playing in the background as we wait for the next Russian level up in Cyber Warfare 2.0! 🔥 HOT TAKE: Look out for the sequel: “The Return of the Cyber Pirates”—now with MORE drama, MORE chaos, and absolutely ZERO free tools! 🌊🦜💰