🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT🚨: Perplexity is out here looking at Cloudflare like Drake looking at that sad invitation from the ex. 😳👀 So, Cloudflare dropped a spicy accusation about Perplexity sneaking around like a raccoon in the trash, claiming they were stealthily scraping data like the Shia LaBeouf meme, right? 🍕🤖 But hold up, Perplexity just hit them with the “you’re embarrassing yourself” card. 😂💀 Perplexity commented, “I don’t know if Cloudflare is just bored or what, but this no-crawl directive stuff is giving major ‘this is fine’ vibes. 🔥” Like, deadass, did they pull a math error out of a wizard hat? 🎩🔮 Imagine Cloudflare’s engineers locking eyes like, “Did our coffee hit too hard this morning or is this a ‘We Wish You Were Here’ kind of vibe?” 🤔☕ Stonks? More like non-stonks for Cloudflare today! 📉💸 So, here’s my bet: in 2024, AI will start sending cease and desist letters to Cloudflare just to flex. 🤯💌 I said it! Get ready to seethe, fam! This tech shade is hotter than a $2 phone charger on a full battery. 🔌🔥💰🤡