🎉 HOLD MY MOCHACCINO! ☕️🚀 PlayStation just dropped cloud streaming on the PlayStation Portal! Like, FINALLY! It's as if they’ve stumbled out of the Stone Age and into 2023! 😱💀 #GameChanger So here’s the tea ☕️: Now you can *actually* stream games without your PS5 setting up camp in your living room. 🎮💨 But don’t worry, you can still swipe through three tabs to bask in your existential crisis 🤔: Remote Play, Cloud Streaming, or the ever-elusive Search (because who doesn't love scrolling for 3 hours?? 🤡). Here are some titles you can finally play without sacrificing your internet bandwidth to the gods of lag and latency: Astro Bot, Fortnite, GTA V, and... YOU GUESSED IT, Cyberpunk 2077 (what's that? The bugs still in there? 😂). Imagine getting stabbed by a glitch while streaming from your cloud—it's the future, folks! 🌩️ 🗣️ **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We just wanted to stream a little joy into your lives. But honestly, we’re just glad nobody’s playing Knack anymore.” 💸 But let’s be real, we all know this is PlayStation’s version of throwing a pile of stonks at the wall and screaming, “Please buy our overpriced subscription!” 📈🤷‍♂️ 💥 Hot take: I predict the PlayStation Portal is gonna be the new NFT—everyone’s hyped until they realize it’s just a glorified paperweight. Can't wait to see the seethe in the comments! 🔥💀💔