🎉👗🚀 Welcome to this week's *Indie App Spotlight* where we dive into the fashion version of the “What are those?!” meme, because we’re discussing *ClosetLog*! Yeah, I know. Sounds like a new trendy log cabin, right? 🏠📉 Nah fam, it’s just a clothing wardrobe manager for the indecisive fashionistas out there! 🤦‍♂️💀 👖👚 ClosetLog helps you figure out what NOT to wear so you can look like a human being instead of a walking thrift store donation! 🙅‍♀️✨ Ever stood in front of your wardrobe like, “This is fine” (🔥🔥) while you’re really just staring at a pile of ‘faux pas’ from 2016? So, like, what’s the deal? The app does some galaxy-brain calculations to tell you if your neon green Crocs and Hawaiian shirt combo is a stonks moment or an absolute cringe-fest. 🚫🌈 It’s basically your fashion therapist, but only if your therapist was powered by algorithms and a strong disdain for cargo shorts. *Leaked dev quote*: "We wanted to help users avoid the existential dread of closet decisions, like ‘Do I really need to start wearing cardigans?’" 🤖😂 So here’s a HOT TAKE 🔥: ClosetLog will not save your wardrobe... it’s just gonna make you realize how BAD your fashion sense is. 2024 prediction: Pendulum swings back to full denim-on-denim. 🤠🤘💯 Meme it or scream it! Share or you’re officially banned from TikTok! 🚫💥