💀💀 Y’all, hold onto your bleach bottles because Clorox just went full Skynet with generative AI—spending a staggering $580M over five years for a digital facelift! That's right, folks, Clorox ain't just about scrubbing your toilet anymore; they’re out here creating ads that are cleaner than your ex’s dating history. 🚽✨ So, what’s the vibe? They’re using AI to whip up ads, dream up wild product ideas, and even dive into consumer reviews like a toddler into a ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese. 🎉 Can we get a “What could go wrong?” 😅 But wait, it gets better: they accidentally came up with “bleachless bleach.” Like, fam, what are we even selling here? 🤡 Just throw in the cleaning water and call it a day. One source (totally not a janitor named Dave 🙈) said, “This is fine,” as they brainstormed ideas that are clearly not fine, but he was clutching a bottle of bleach, so who knows? In conclusion, Clorox is redefining what it means to clean up your act— by “innovating” a product that does... absolutely nothing? 🔥💰 Brace yourself, because I predict we’ll see “eco-friendly bleach” on the shelves by 2026, and everyone will say, “This is based!” while seething deep inside. 🤖🌍