🚨💥 BREAKING: Clippy just leveled up from annoying paperclip to fashion icon? 🤡💅 In a glorious mashup that has us all questioning reality, Microsoft has somehow decided that denim-on-denim is soooo 2002 and has instead opted for the *unholy union* of Crocs and Clippy to mark its 50th anniversary. Yes, you heard that right! 😱👟💩 To all the Croc connoisseurs out there, prepare your wallets for this limited-edition nightmare, 'cause these clogs now come with a *smiling* Clippy accessory that screams, “I’m offended AND I’m a dad!” 😤🔥 Imagine strutting around in these abominations while Clippy side-eyes you like, “Hello! It looks like you’re trying to give up on life! Would you like some help?” 🤔💀 Yeah, we’re all just trying to seethe quietly in our bubble baths, thanks! One dev was overheard saying, "I just wanted to make an app, now I'm designing Crocs? Is this how low we've sunk?" 📉💔 Meanwhile, the fashion world is like “stonks” because why not turn existential dread into footwear? 🔥🌀 Prediction: In 2025, Clippy will replace all high fashion icons, and runway models will be strutting in Crocs. Only the bravest will thrive. Mark my words! 🚀💰 #ClippyCrocTakeover 🌍👟