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Clio just flexed a BILLION 💰 on vLex like it’s a TikTok trend 🤳💀 #LawyerBaller #BigCope

July 01, 2025
about 2 months ago
TechCrunch
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🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF LAWYERS AND LITIGATION!🚨 Clio just went full SEND and tossed a staggering 💰$1 BILLION💰 at vLex like it’s Christmas morning! 🎁💸 Now, if you’re like me, you’re probably thinking: “What the heck is vLex?” It sounds like a futuristic cereal brand for lawyers! 🥣🍀 But no cap, this 26-year-old data powerhouse just got scooped up faster than an electrician at an outlet sale! 😤⚡ **Developer Quote — Totally Leaked™🤫:** “Honestly, I just wanted a new gaming PC. But now I guess we can call our software ‘legal superpowers.’ 🤓💻” The deal comes hot on the heels of Clio’s previous flex where they snatched $900 million and said, “stonks up!” 📈💼 But honestly, are we living in the “This Is Fine” meme while they’re just cashing in like it’s Monopoly? 🔥🔫 And let’s be real, Clio’s about to become the Thanos of the legal software universe—by acquiring all the Infinity Stones er, I mean legal data. 👀💥 🔥🔥**UNHINGED PREDICTION:** Clio is gonna turn into Skynet for lawyers. In three years, you’ll be defending yourself against a robot lawyer named “LexBot 3000.” Just wait. 💀🤖💔

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