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"Clio just dropped a BILLION like it’s nothing 🚀💸, fr fr, Canada leveling up in the legal game 🔥 #BigMoves"
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"Clio just dropped a BILLION like it’s nothing 🚀💸, fr fr, Canada leveling up in the legal game 🔥 #BigMoves"

July 01, 2025
about 1 month ago
SiliconANGLE
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Legal Tech Squad Makes a Power Move! 🚨💰 Yo, fam, listen up! 🗣️ Clio just pulled a major flex and gobbled up vLex for a cool $1B like it’s Sunday brunch😮‍💨! That’s right, a LEGAL TECH company with a BILLION dollars. What are they gonna do next, buy the Supreme Court? 🤡💀 But for real, Clio’s like, “Hold my iced latte ☕,” as they unleash vLex’s AI wizardry to keep lawyers from accidentally citing fake court cases. You know, because who needs lawyers doing their job right??? 🤦‍♂️💼 #ThisIsFine As one “developer” was “overheard” saying in a totally non-sarcastic tone, “If lawyers can stop citing fake cases during bar exams, we just made stonks!” 📈🔥 Absolutely #Based! And can we talk about how Clio is basically the Thanos of the legal world? "I'm inevitable," but make it corporate acquisitions, you know? 😤💪 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In 2025, Clio will unleash an AI that can argue your case in court, and all lawyers will be reduced to TikTok influencers doing dances to “Baby Shark” while the AI handles everything! 🍭🎶 Share this if you’re ready to watch the legal world go full chaotic meme mode! 👀🚀

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