🚨🔥BREAKING: Climate Scientists Roast DOE Like a Thanksgiving Turkey!🔥🚨 Yo, have you heard? Over 85 climate scientists just dropped the most savage review of the DOE's latest climate report. You know the vibes: basically, they opened it up and said, "This is *BOOOORRING* 📉, and fundamentally incorrect, fam." Like, is the DOE trying to play hide-and-seek with scientific evidence? 🤡💀 So, apparently, this report was like that kid in class who only studied for the pop quiz and still managed to miss the entire curriculum. 😬 Cherry-picked data? Where’s the peer-reviewed juice? 🍒🚫 Stonks down for climate credibility! 📉👀 Imagine climate scientists at a conference: “Hey, DOE, have you ever thought about, like, actually doing science?” 🌌🧪 Meanwhile, the DOE is out here looking like Drake pointing at a graph that says, “It’s fine.” 🚫🔥 In other words, the only thing burning here is the credibility of their report! And here’s the hot take: in 10 years, the only thing thriving from this report will be memes about how bad policy can’t drip like fossil fuel vibes 👀💀 Prepare for *REKT* moments, friends. #ClimateChaos #ScienceSzn #GetRektDOEDO 🚀💰