🌪️💔 BREAKING: Hurricane Melissa just dropped a mixtape and it's a banger, but my guy, it's not your average hurricane – it’s the Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson of storms, becoming 4X more likely thanks to climate change! 💀🔥 Listen up, fam, new studies say the ocean is hotter than a TikTok dance challenge 🔥🌊, and Mother Nature is out here throwing hurricane-shaped curveballs like it’s the end of the world. This is fine. 🐶🔥 "Bro, I thought hurricanes worked for us, not against us," said Chad, the lazy beachgoer who's never read a single climate report. 💡🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, scientists are like, “Hold my coffee – Melissa’s about to smash records like she’s at a buffet!” #Stonks 📈 So, while you're flexing your new "Hurricane Survival Kit" on your Insta Stories, let’s be real: if this storm gets any worse, even Baywatch lifeguards won’t save you, fam. 😱🚨 Hot take: in 5 years, there will *definitely* be a Hurricane Melissa NFT, and it’ll drop at the same time they announce climate change is now a permanent feature of our lives. Who's ready for that chaotic future? 🚀💰🌀 #LetsGo!