💥🚨**BREAKING: Fossil Fuels in the Drama of the Century!**🚨💥 So, you thought only Marvel could drop bombshell plot twists?! Nah fam, it's the fossil fuel industry coming through like "I Can't Let You Go!" 💔🔥 In a shocking turn of events, instead of just flat-out denying climate change, these oil barons are playing 5D chess with misinformation like: “Y’all should definitely doubt those solar panels. 🤔✨” 🌍💔 That’s right, folks! Instead of sticking to their tired playbook of “Climate Change? What’s that?” 🤡💅, they’ve pulled a fast one and started spreading doubts about renewable energy solutions—probably because they saw solar panels and wind turbines start to take off like stonks 🚀💰. Someone had to say it: they’re basically that guy in a relationship who’s like, "I’m totally down for commitment" while still swiping right on fossil-fuel Tinder. “Strategic disruption?” More like “Strategic ***desperation!***” 😂💀 Even IPIE is like, 🧐 “Y’all need to chill!” But here’s the REAL tea ☕: If renewable energy doesn’t become the default setting, we’re all gonna be living in a real-life “This Is Fine” meme while our planet goes up in flames 🔥🔥. 🚨**So buckle up, fam!** Imagine a future where the oil industry is reduced to selling used cooking oil on TikTok! 🥴💀 That’ll be the day! #CopeSeethe #RenewableRave 🌞💚💨