🚨🚨 BIG NEWS ALERT!!!! 🚨🚨 “Click to Cancel” is officially RIP 🪦💔, and honestly, we should all be charging a therapy session fee for the emotional damage this has caused. 💸💀 Like, fr fr, who even uses the other 399 services they signed up for?! 🤡💰 Introducing the dreaded "Subscription Apocalypse" – where your bank account goes to die while Netflix is still recommending shows you've already watched 12 times! 📺👀 This is literally chaos incarnate! But wait, there’s more! Here are three other ways to cancel those unwanted subscriptions! 🤯🔥 1️⃣ Call Customer Service: Laugh in the face of customer service like you're in an episode of “This Is Fine.” Just know they’ll put you on hold longer than your ex took to reply to your “How are you?” text. 😤🕒 2️⃣ Use a “Subscription Tracker” App: Oooor let a robot remind you of all the money you're wasting while you're busy scrolling TikTok for hours. 🤖🕵️‍♂️ Btw, stonks in self-control? 🚫 3️⃣ Change Payment Info: Just change your payment info to a fake credit card number…or your mom’s info. #Cope & Seethe 😱💳 “Don’t worry, bro,” said some imaginary developer 🤓, “They'll just forget about it!” Of course, they will, right until they see that $9.99 charge for a service they used once in 2021. 🔥🔥 My hot take? Next year, we’ll be PAYING to unsubscribe. 💸 Welcome to the future of capitalist chaos! 😂👽