🚨🔥 HOLD THE PHONE! San Diego just hit the jackpot! 💰💥 Our favorite AI whisperers, Clearspeed, just secured a fat $60M in Series D funding! That’s right, folks—this isn't just chump change; this is some serious *stonks* action! 📈 So, what does Clearspeed do? 🤔 Oh, just your casual, friendly neighborhood AI that reads voices more accurately than your mom reading your text messages. They assess risk in over 60 languages—because, you know, words are hard, and apparently, fear is universal! 🌐😱 “In my day, we judged character by a firm handshake, not by AI,” said every boomer ever, as they angrily seethe in the comments. 😂💀 Meanwhile, the Clearspeed devs are probably vibing, sipping that funding smoothie like: “This is fine... as long as we scale quicker than my 8-year-old’s TikTok views!” 😅🥤 Pro tip: the only thing riskier than investing in crypto is trying to get a decent voice assessment after four cups of coffee—juice is a no-go! 🤖☕️ In the end, who needs to actually *talk* when you have AI assessing your voice for “trustworthiness”? 🤷‍♂️ Here’s the prediction—by 2025, your voice will be more scrutinized than your dating profile pic. Buckle up, fam! 🚀✨