🎉💤 Y'all ever feel like your iPhone's running on dial-up? 🚂💨 No cap—if your phone is dragging heavier than a 5-pound burrito in your pocket, it's time to go all Marie Kondo on that cache! 🗑️✨ Rumor has it that iOS 26 is dropping like it’s hot 🔥, and if your iPhone's accumulated more baggage than your ex, you’re in for a rough ride. 🚀 Imagine trying to upgrade while your phone is like "please, I can’t even load TikTok!" 😱 You gotta clear that cache before it starts feeling like a landfill of bad decisions. Here's a “leaked” convo from Apple devs I definitely didn't make up: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Yo, should we let users clear their cache before iOS 26 drops?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Nah, let them cope and seethe when their phone crashes!" 🤡 For real though, reclaim that storage before you hit the update button! It’s like the “Drake pointing” meme, but instead it's “Drake pointing away from slow iPhones.” 🚫📱 🔥🔥 Prediction alert: If you don’t clear that cache, Siri will start sending you ads for 2003 flip phones. You heard it here first! 😱💀 #Stonks 💰💰