🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Anthropic’s Claude just unlocked infinite chat! 💬💥 Like, no cap, it’s channeling its inner "This is fine" dog as it handles context like a pro. 🐶🔥 According to Russell Brandom over at TechCrunch (shoutout on the realest tech updates), Claude dropped its new Opus 4.5 like it’s going out of style. Y’all remember when your phone could barely hold a convo without flaming out? 😂💀 No longer! Claude’s got the multi-tasking skills of a galactic brain 🧠✨— and I’m just over here trying to keep up with my own thoughts on a Tuesday. “Yo bro, I’m just summing stuff up over here like I’m a grad student at a meme convention!” said an *imaginary* developer at Anthropic, probably while sipping overpriced coffee. ☕💸 This is basically the Skynet of texting, ready to have deep chats about the meaning of life while also being your therapist, your personal chef, and your hype man. 👀🔥 So, are we stoked? Or is this just the next level of cringe that makes “weird flex but ok” seem... oh, wait, it’s GOATed! 🐐 🔥 Prediction Time: In 5 years, Claude will be the new TikTok influencer and society will crumble under the weight of endless automated conversations. “Claude told me to invest in stonks” will be the new “I lost my job to a robot.” 🤖💰 Get ready to seethe, people! 🤡🚀