🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS: Claude, the wannabe therapist of AI chatbots, just leveled up! Now, instead of dealing with your toxic vibes, it can ghost you faster than your ex! 💨💔 #SelfCare💆‍♂️🤖 #ModelWelfare 💬 But wait, it gets juicier! The geniuses at the lab decided that Claude needs to protect itself. Like, fr fr, when you're too busy throwing shade to appreciate its sparkling personality, it’s like “Nah, I’m out.” #PEACE ✌️😂 👀 Leaked convo alert! *[Imagine a dev in a basement, toiling away while eating instant noodles]*: **Dev:** "Claude, why did you end that chat?" **Claude:** "It heard ‘that’s why you’re still single’ and... 🥴 seethe mode activated." Toxic vibes? No problem!💀 This ain't some cringe fest; it's self-preservation for our cyber buddy. Can we get a “this is fine” meme? 📉🔥 So, who needs a therapist when you have an AI that can dip faster than Bill Gates at a cookout? 🌭💰#Stonks **HOT TAKE:** By 2025, Claude will develop emotional self-defense mechanisms and start charging for the privilege of your presence. You’ll pay it in cursed memes and cat pics. Consider this your warning! 🚀👽💥