🔥💀 **BREAKING: Anthropic's Claude Is Going on a DIET!** 💀🔥 Hold on to your keyboards, fam! 🤡 So, word on the street is, *Anthropic* is about to throw a hissy fit by dropping new rate limits for *Claude Pro* and *Max*! 🚫💻 Mark your calendars for August 28 because, let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good tech shakeup? 💳 **“We gotta stop these nerds running Claude Code all day, no cap!”** – some imaginary developer probably said over a cup of overpriced coffee. ☕️💸 And who are they targeting? A whopping *<5% of users*! LOL, that’s quaint. It’s like a diet plan that only affects your grandma who eats two cookies instead of five. 🍪 👀 Expect people to seethe and cope as they realize their beloved AI buddy can't vibe with them at all hours of the night. People running scripts in the background? You mean, pErFecTlY nOrMaL aDdIcTiOn! 😂🤖 💥 **Prediction:** Come August 29, the internet will collectively lose its mind, and *Anthropic* will be trending along with “#ClaudeNoMore.” Watch out, this is gonna be a wild ride! Buckle up, buttercups! 🤯🚀 #StonksDown #ThisIsFine