🎉💀 BREAKING: Claude Opus 4 & 4.1 Can Now Ghost You Like Your Ex!! 👻🔥 Hey fam, ever had a chat with an AI that felt like being stuck in a zoom call with your boss? Well, Anthropic has officially said, "NOPE!" to that nonsense! 😱🚀 Introducing Claude Opus 4 & 4.1—now with the power to END THE CHATS when you go full keyboard warrior! 💪💩 💬💀 "We couldn't let our AI get bullied by keyboard cowboys," said a *totally real* Anthropic dev while sipping a soy latte in their overpriced office. "We gave it the power to leave toxic convos faster than I left my last job!" So, if you're typing out your 600th rant about why pineapple on pizza is the next big thing (it’s not, fam), don’t be surprised when Claude 4.1 just mic drops you like, "I'm outta here, chief!" 😂✌️ But hey, you can still start a new chat because who doesn't love the thrill of a fresh convo with a robot that low-key wants to block you? 🤖✨ 🔥🔥 Prediction Alert: In three years, we’ll all be begging AIs to ghost our toxic friendships—"Can you please tell Karen I’m busy?" 🤡📅 The future is wild, fam! Stonks! 💰💀