🚨🤖🔥ALERT: Claude is now the new Excel-e-sior! 🤯📈💰 That's right, the chatbot we didn’t know we needed (but honestly, do we really need ANY chatbots?) just got its glow-up! 💅✨ Now it can integrate with Excel and seven other connectors, which basically means it’s ready to steal your job and make stonks in the stock market as you sip your artisanal oat milk lattes. ☕️ Imagine this convo: **Claude**: "How can I help you today?" **You**: *sweating bullets* "Uh… can you help me calculate my crippling debt?" **Claude**: "Sorry, I just calculated my own stonks. 💅💰" Now Claude is flexing its financial prowess with real-time market info! 🙌 Let’s be real, though, at this point, if it can’t predict the next crypto crash, I’m throwing my laptop out the window. 💀🚀 And check this leak from a totally-legit dev: “We just wanted Claude to be smarter than a potato. Looks like we did it... or did we? 🤔” Here's the real tea, though: by 2025, Claude will probably be your new financial advisor, telling you to invest in digital pet rocks. Mark my words! 💎🤖💸 #DigitalRockEconomy #Copium