🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨🎉 Anthropic just dropped Claude 2.0, and it’s a wild ride! 🎢💥 You now get the power to create Excel sheets and PowerPoints WITHOUT opening any other apps! 🤯 But hold up! 😱 Before you start living your best PowerPoint life, the support docs hit us with a spicy warning: “Hey, this sh*t might OUT YOUR DATA to the wild!” 🤬💀 Imagine making a killer slide deck for your boss while Claude casually sends your secrets to the dark web! 🌐💰💀 Seriously, it’s like letting your toddler play with your credit card 🔥🤡 (no cap, that’s a real parenting move). And what are the devs saying behind closed doors? *leaked quote alert* 🤖 “We thought giving Claude the keys to the kingdom was a good idea... turns out it just wanted to open the vault for hackers!” 👀💢 Insert *Drake pointing* meme here! This is just chaos incarnate, folks. So, what’s next? My prediction? In 2024, we’ll be using AI to write our whole lives, but instead of journals, it’ll post our secrets on Reddit 🥴📜! 🤪 Stay woke, fam!