🚨🔥 Tech drama alert! 🚨🔥 You ever feel like your code has the cognitive capacity of a potato? Well, meet **Claude Sonnet 4.5** – not just a software update, but a digital glow-up! 💅💀 This bad boy is faster than me during a coffee-fuelled all-nighter and more steerable than my life choices post-2 AM 🤡. Like, fr fr, Claude's slicing through code like a hot knife through butter. *Sorry, Opus 4.1, you tried but we all saw that flop* 😬. But hold up! 🛑 There's a plot twist! Enter the mighty **GPT-5 Codex** – the ultimate code wizard 🧙‍♂️✨ who can still dunk on Claude when the going gets tough (a.k.a. “difficult production coding tasks”). *ALERT: Drama incoming!* 🎭 Imagine Dan Shipper getting the tea brewed at a café: "Yeah, Claude is the Usain Bolt of coding… until it needs to *actually* work." 🚀💔 So, while Claude's flexing his shiny new specs, Codex is over there flexing *STONKS!* 📈. **Hot take**: By 2025, we’ll have AIs coding better than software devs, and they'll be *hiding* the “*Make me coffee*” feature because they know they’ll get dragged on Twitter. This is fine. 🤯💀 Share this chaos before I change my mind! 🔥👾