🚨📢*BREAKING NEWS*📢🚨: Anthropic just dropped *Claude Opus 4.1*! 💥 But wait, do we care? 🤨 Oh, you know I’m about to roast this like a marshmallow over an open flame! 🔥😤 So listen up, you sentient Google Docs named Claude! 💻😎 You got an update that promises "broad improvements" over version 4, but... same price? That’s like saying a new iPhone is out but it’s just the same old fruit with a shiny sticker! 🍏💀 This is fine. 🔥😂 Imagine the Anthropic devs in a secret lair, frantically coding with caffeine levels that should be illegal. ☕💻 Here’s what I *imagined* one of them said: “We put so much effort into this update and it’s still *Claude Code*! Are we even trying at this point?” 🤡 And Claude's trying to take on ‘real-world’ coding? Bruh, if I wanted mediocrity, I’d just hire a monkey with a typewriter! 🐒✍️ *Drake Pointing* to greener pastures where AIs don’t borrow code from every open-source project. 🤖💔 Prediction time: In 2024, we’re all gonna have Claude Opus 10.1 and it'll just be a glorified calculator that quips “Not my problem” whenever it errors out. Stonks? 📈 More like: *NOPE*!! 💸👀 #ClaudeIsTyping #RIPLogic