🚨👀 BREAKING: Claude 4 is LIVE and it's ready to steal your lunch money! 💰🦾✨ No cap, this AI is about to pull a power move on ChatGPT and Google Gemini like a toddler snatching a toy from a baby! 🤡 💡 So you thought that ChatGPT was the big shot in town? Nah fam, Claude 4 is here flexin’ harder than your gym bro on leg day. 💪🔥 With its new upgrade split into Claude Opus 4 and Claude Sonnet 4, it's like the Avengers of AIs, but instead of saving the world, they might just roast your entire existence! 😱🚀 Rumor has it, one of Anthropic's devs was overheard saying, “With Claude 4, we made ChatGPT look like a calculator in a world of smartphones.” 😂💀 That's the kinda shade I’m here for! But wait—do we really need another chatty robot? 🤔 Drake’s saying “no” while the brainiacs are like “STONKS!” 🚀💥 In a world where Google is literally playing chess and ChatGPT is just chilling in its Fortnite skin, Claude's here like, "I'm the best mom! I did all my homework!" 📚💻 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2 years, Claude will run for president on a platform of “FREE Wi-Fi FOR ALL!” and win. Get ready to vote for your new AI overlord! 🗳️🤖💥 #Claude4Forthcoming 🤯