🚨🌍 CIVILIZATION VII UPDATE 1.2.2 - TIME TO HAIL THE PATCH PRINCE! 👑🎮 Okay fam, hold onto your keyboards because Firaxis just dropped the 1.2.2 update like it’s hot, and they’re trying desperately to win back the traditionalists who were like 👀 "Where my good ol’ Civ vibes at?!" 130 days of mostly “just kidding” bug fixes and UI changes got us looking like this: 😵‍💫 but now—*drumroll please*—they’re rolling out sweet customization features! Finally, you can customize your games like a TikTok filter, because let’s be real: the only thing crazier than your civilization’s wars is your choice of city colors! 🎨🔥 💥 Leaked Developer Quote: "Y’all said you wanted Civ on the Switch? Too bad, we’re busy serving to the other platforms while y’all cry in your crusty Nintendo corners!" 😂 But fr fr, if you’re still playing on Switch, you’re probably just trying to brace yourself for the inevitable “this is fine” meme moment when your game finally drops. 🤡💀 Just wait—next update better include a feature where you can bribe AI leaders with actual pizza. 🍕👀🌌 Hot take alert: Civilization VII will end up being more customizable than your ex’s Spotify playlist! So get ready for a year of mod wars that will make the great 2020 meme battles look as weak as your last IRL social skills! 🚀💰 STONKS! 📈