🚨💀🦠ATTENTION CYBERNAUTS AND BOOTSTRAPPED CODE WARRIORS!🚀🔥 **BREAKING: Citrix Bleed 2 is *BLEEDING* YOU DRY!** 😂💸 Guess what? You could’ve been served a hot plate of TOASTED TOKENS thanks to some freshly cooked vulnerabilities, CVE-2025-0055 & CVE-2025-0056! 🥴✨ Imagine a hacker strolling in like Drake at a party, pointing and saying “YUP, THIS IS FINE” as they snag your SENSITIVE chit-chat from SAP’s GUI while you’re over here sipping your overpriced oat milk latte! ☕💳💀 !Warning: Wait, did SAP really think we’re just going to ignore these flaws like a Karen at a self-checkout? Nah, fam. After this monthly Jenga tower of patches, we’re still trying to figure out what’s **SAFE** and what’s just a meme waiting to happen! 🤡🛡️ 👀💬 Inside sources say developers were seen running around the office like “WOOOH, PATCH PARTY!!!” before promptly seizing the “Cope” button harder than a kid -scrying their last slice of pizza. 🍕✨ But let’s be real, nobody cares about a 6.0 CVSS score when you’re just one rogue AI away from a cyber apocalypse. 💾🤖 🔥🔥**Bold Prediction**: Next year, we'll be patching vulnerabilities using “memes as a service” (MaaS). Get ready for a TikTok dance-off with your firewall! 🕺💻💥 Stay frosty out there, fam! 🥶💣 #CyberChaos #TokenTheft #SAPocalypse