🎮🚨 HOLD UP! 🚨 Did you hear the tea? ☕️ Colossal Order just ghosted Paradox like it’s an ex’s birthday they forgot. 🥴💔 Yeah, you read that right! The devs of the “epic” *Cities: Skylines II* are throwing up the deuces, which, honestly, is a power move, no cap! 💅💥 So, Paradox, after fumbling the bag harder than a kid on ice skates, is handing over the keys to Iceflake Studios. ❄️ Give it up for the new squad who’s somehow about to make this glitchy mess a masterpiece by 2026. More stonks for Iceflake, less *this is fine* energy for the city-builders. 🤡🔥✨ But like, fam, can we talk about how Cities: Skylines II released with specs that could launch a rocket to Mars? 🚀🪐 A game that crapped its pants harder than your average Netflix original? 💩 If bugs were currency, we’d be rich! 💰💀 Developers reportedly said, “We just wanted to build a city, not a dumpster fire.” 😂 🔥 Hot take alert: By 2030, you'll be able to build your dream city with VR goggles and a side of *BEEF* because everyone’s still mad about the glitches. So, buckle up, gamers, and keep those tissues handy for when your dreams of a perfect city inevitably crash! 💔📉 #CitiesSkylinesII #SoftwareDrama #ViralMeme 👾💔