🚨📢 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: CISPE has entered the chat, and boy, they’re ready to turn this tech drama into a full-blown legal soap opera! 🎭💼💥 So, picture this: Broadcom just dropped $61 billion like it was a hot potato 🥔💸 to scoop up VMware. But 🛑 STOP 🛑 — CISPE is raising their hands like, "Um, excuse me? Didn’t you guys skip the ‘Preventing Market Power Abuse 101’ class?” 🤡📚 And now the EU judges are like, *Thomas the Train meme face* 😱, trying to figure out if they should launch a full investigation or just file it under “this is fine” 🙈🔥. But let's be real, Broadcom and VMware getting cozy is like watching a bad rom-com where the main character falls for the villain. *#Cringe* 😬💔 You know these legal complaints are just CISPE’s way of saying, "Stop acting sus, EU!" 🚨👀. It’s like the ultimate “Drake No” meme where Drake is like “Mergers and acquisitions” and then rolling his eyes at “actual market fairness” 😒📉. Leaked developer quote? "We just wanted to enjoy our cloud-surfing without the Grim Reaper of monopolies breathing down our necks!" 💀☁️ 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, Broadcom will be running VMware like a dystopian overlord where every click costs you *a soul* 😈💰. The EU is better off playing chess instead of these merger checkers! 🤖🚀 Share this chaos if you're ready to embrace the tech apocalypse! 💥🦾💌