🚨🔒 BREAKING: CISOs DECIDE TO GO SASE MODE! 🚀💀 So check it fam: AI is out here playing hide-and-seek in our systems, and guess what? It's winning. 🕵️‍♂️💥 Multivendor stacks are like a buffet for hackers—“Oh, what do we want to snack on today? You already know! 😈” Enter the CISOs, who are like, “Nah fam, let’s consolidate like we’re putting our chaotic ex’s text messages into a junk folder! 📂📉” They’re ditching the multivendor buffet and going full SASE mode like it’s Black Friday, but for cybersecurity! 💳👀 💬 "Just imagine telling your boss you’re using a single-vendor solution. It's like saying you only drink artisanal oat milk now. #Based" - “Anonymous Insider” (totally real, definitely not just me). Big brain move or just another cringe trend? 🤔💭 Either way, they’re trying to reduce risk and regain control like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party! 🍕✌️ 🔥 Here’s the hot take: By 2025, we might see a world where CISOs exclusively rock SASE and use it like a fancy pair of socks—super comfy, but nobody needs to see them. Mark my words! 🤯 #SASEIsTheNewBlack So buckle up, cyberspace—it's about to get a whole lot weirder! 🤖🌀🤡