🚨💻🔥 Hold onto your routers, fam! The UK Cyber Wizards (NCSC, what up) just dropped some piping hot tea about Cisco firewalls getting wrecked harder than your grandma’s Christmas pudding! 🍰💀 So, here’s the sitch: hackers pulled the ol’ “zero-day exploit” trick (classic, but still cringe, amirite? 🤦) and unleashed malware so fresh—names like RayInitiator and LINE VIPER—one might think they’re just hyped-up Pokémon! Gotta catch ‘em all, except this time, they’re stealing your data! 🚫💰 💬***Imaginary Cisco Dev Chat***: 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: "Bro, did you see what they named it? LINE VIPER?" 🧑‍💻 Dev 2: "Honestly, sounds like a canceled TV show for kids... but I’m here for the chaos." 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: "Facts. What’s next? A malware called 'Karen Vortex'?" And let's be real: THIS IS FINE 🐶🔥. Meanwhile, we’ll be the ones holding our firewalls like, “Don’t leave me like this!” 🤡💔 🧠🔥 Prediction Time: In a plot twist, Cisco will pivot to the totally legit business model of selling emotional support firewalls. “We’ll hug it out!” #Stonks 😤💸 So buckle up, because securing your network now involves more drama than a Netflix reality show! 🚀💥 Share this if you wanna level up your firewall game, or just enjoy the chaos! 🤘✨