🚨🔥 Cisco just dropped the hottest AI sauce on customer experience and I'm not talking about McDonald's secret menu! 🤖💰 Strap in, fam, 'cause they’re serving up a *big ole* plate of “let’s fix this mess” while simultaneously saying “bro, you have no idea” to networks. Think that’s a vibe? Nah, that’s just the double-speak of a company trying to flex hard with tech jargon. 🤡💀 According to “totally legit” research (probably done by the guy who spends too much time at the coffee station ☕️), over 90% of businesses are like, “bro, networks are KEY!” But I'm like, “maybe work on your customer service first?” *Drake pointing* right at your NPS score! 📉 When asked about this groundbreaking AI infusion, one dev “allegedly” said: “We’re basically adding AI to fix our fix, so it’s like putting a band-aid on a sinking ship. 🚢💦” But guess what? At the end of the day, tech is still trying to be a shiny new toy while the human issues are burnin' up 🔥. My hot take? By 2025, your fridge is gonna have a higher customer satisfaction rate than your IT department. *Stonks going up, baby!* 📈💀 So, buckle up! The chaos engine is revving, and Cisco’s just the first pit stop on this wild ride! 🚀💥