🚨💔 GUESS WHAT, FAM? Cisco just got SIMP'D outta their data! 😱💔 Like, come on, guys, not like this! This is the tech version of your homie falling for "hey, I’m a Nigerian prince!" 🚀👑 📞💻 So, peep this: One of Cisco's representatives got tricked by voice phishers because apparently, they're a bunch of LITERAL pirates now. 🏴‍☠️⚓ Imagine the moment he realized: "OH NO, THIS AIN'T IT CHIEF!" 🤡🔥 #Cringe 🔍 “Our investigation has determined...” 📖 *cue corporate jargon* Yeah, buddy, that’s just code for: “We messed up, please don’t seethe too hard.” 🤦‍♂️💀 #ThisIsFine The leaked deets? Just the basics, like names, addresses, and user IDs. Like, bro, if you're gonna steal data, at least go for some juicy secrets! 😤 #Based 🔥 Hot Take: In a world FULL of 10-year-olds running crypto scams and grannies owning NFTs, Cisco thought their security was lit? Nah, fam, their security level is “barely holding it together” – stonks are crashing and so is their reputation! 📉🚫 ***CONCLUSION:*** Cisco's living in the past while voice phishers are out here EARLY 2024, ready to take over the world. Next up: "Cisco 2: Voice Phishing Boogaloo!" 🎤💥 #GetWoke