🚨🔒 BREAKING NEWS: CISA Just Gave Citrix and Git a FIRM SLAP on the WRIST! 🔥💀 Listen up, techies! The U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) just dropped THREE juicy vulnerabilities into their KEV catalog like they're trying to make an EXCLUSIVE club outta exploits! 🤡💀 That's right, Citrix and Git are out here getting owned like they're in a basement-level game of Among Us. 🙈🛠️ 📌 **VULNERABILITY DROP:** 🔥 - **CVE-2024-8068:** Your privilege management is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine, fam! (CVSS score: 5.1) 🤦‍♂️💔 👀👀 What does this mean? Well, if you thought your company was safe because you use Citrix and Git, think again! You might as well open your front door and shout “EXploitation, come at me, bro!” 🚪💸 🔥 Developer Quote: “I told my team to patch it. They’ve been adding features like it’s their only job. Now they get to deal with the mess. 🤷‍♂️” So, what’s the takeaway? CISA’s basically saying, “Yo, check yourself before you wreck yourself!” 🏴‍☠️ My hot take? Citrix and Git are going to team up and drop a web series: “Patching: The Reality Show.” 📺😳 Share if you’re ready to roast some cybersecurity fails! 💥👊 #Stonks #ThisIsFine