🌪️💥 Buckle up, tech fam! The U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) just dropped a brand new banger: **CVE-2025-5777** is now on their KEV (aka *Kinda Exposed Vulnerabilities*) catalog! Look out, Citrix NetScaler peeps 🚨🔥. Apparently, hackers saw this juicy exploit and were like, “YUM!🍔" 🤡💀 Y’all, this isn’t just any ordinary whack-a-mole vulnerability. Nah, this bad boy has a crazed CVSS score of 9.3! That’s basically a gold star for being outstandingly *vulnerable* — the kind of score that makes your grandma cringe and yell, "What happened to your firewall???” 🥴💔 In a leaked Zoom call, a Citrix developer was all like, “Bro, we thought it was just a ‘minor bug,’ but now I can't stop seething! 🧐😩.” Dude’s probably crying while scrolling through the exploit threads 🔍💔. And to our hacker friends: remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Or at least some sick memes about it, right? 🌌🤖 Prediction time: Within 3 months, Black Hat hackers will be launching CVE-2025-5777-themed parties... and you’re all on the invite list! 🎉🍾 Stay tuned while your data gets roasted in this chaotic tech BBQ! 🔥💰 #Stonks #CrisisManagement