🚨💻 BREAKING NEWS: CISA Hits the Panic Button! 🚨💥 Yo fam! 🔥 You ever hear about the Sitecore vulnerability that’s basically throwing a wild party for hackers? 🎉💀 Yeah, meet CVE-2025-53690, a certified 9.0 on the chaos scale. This ain't just any glitch—this is *THE* glitch! 💣 Federal agencies are being told to patch up their Sitecore instances faster than you can say "oops, I did it again!" 🐸✨ But wait, the deadline isn’t until September 25, 2025. Like, who’s planning their next 3-year-old reminder for that? 🤔🗓️ *cue galaxy brain* One imaginary dev was overheard saying, "We put the 'site' in Sitecore, but we ALSO put the 'core' in 'I'm losing my job if I don't fix this ASAP!'” 😂💔 Meanwhile, hackers everywhere are seething over the CISA alert like, "I was just about to upgrade my stonks from stealing dorm Wi-Fi to invading federal servers!" 📈💖 Is it just me, or are we about to see Sitecore users bonding over security patches like it’s a group therapy session? 🌍💬 🚀💰 Hot take: In 2025, every Sitecore patch will come with a side of emotional support therapy, and hackers will start selling them on the dark web like they're NFTs. Just you wait! 🖖✨ #SitecoreSaviors #DoNotFeedTheHackers