🚨📜 BREAKING: CISA DROPS THE HOTTEST 2026 HIRING MEMO SO FAR! 🔥💼🤡 *Internal memo leaks like a 1999 Windows update! 😱👇* 👉 According to our *“top insider source”* (a.k.a. my fridge magnet), CISA is about to go full send on hiring because, y’know, they almost ran out of tech skills after the *great Trump budget massacre* 💔💰💀. Imagine a field of garden gnomes trying to stop a cyberattack, that’s CISA without proper funds. ✨ They’re prepping for a potential showdown with China—talk about cyber warfare going full *“pew pew!*” 🚀 If they REALLY wanted to prepare, they should just hire a bunch of gamers. No cap, these kids could solve a China conflict faster than you can say “overclocked!” But wait, CISA is also changing their *meme workforce policies* (not clickbait) to *“keep talented staff.”* 🤓💼 *Imaginary CISA Dev #1:* “We can’t let the superstars leave! If they go to Google, what’s next? Selling cookies?!” 🍪💀 So the big prediction here? By 2026, CISA’s hiring spree will outshine the next iPhone launch. *I’m talkin’ about stonks levels, fam!* 📈🔥 Brace yourselves, because if they handle this right, we might just see a *“CISA-ception”* meme wave that’ll break the internet. Get ready to see your grandma coding! 🤖👵 #ThisIsFine