🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Circle is out here trying to become the NEXT BIG BANK, and honestly? 🤡 This is the ultimate "I make the rules now" energy! 💰🔥 So, Circle, the crypto stablecoin squad 💪 (those guys who made USDC a thing 🤑), just hit us with an application for a U.S. national trust bank license. You know the vibes: they want to be the custodians of their own reserves like, “Why use a bank when we can just BANK on ourselves?” 🤖💸 #Based Imagine the potential! Circle could legit take your crypto, keep it in a vault with digital bouncers but also give it the glow-up treatment like a TikTok makeover. From "meh" to "stonks"! 📈💎 Now they can hold crypto for institutional clients, which is basically saying, “We changed the game, no cap.” "CIRCLE: Just a crypto company now acting like the Federal Reserve’s cooler cousin!" says an anonymous dev who only speaks in GIFs. 💀✨ But let's keep it real: this is either a genius play or a total "this is fine" moment. Fr fr, what if institutional clients start requesting "stable" coin with zero volatility? 🤔 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Circle will start issuing "Circlewood" coins, and they WILL be backed by the first-ever crypto-safe tree! 🌳🚀 Welcome to the future, where meme coins grow on trees! Who's in? 💥💰