🚨🔍 BREAKING NEWS: Google just dropped Circle to Search 🍭, and it’s like your BFF who knows all the insider info but only hangs out on Android. Can you say "Android exclusive"? 🤡💀 Imagine this: you’re on your iPhone, scrolling through your endless misery 💔, and you see something sooooo cool. A pizza 🍕?! A cat 🐱?! An ancient artifact from the lost city of Atlantis? 🌊 Just one tap away with Circle to Search... but wait! It’s only available on Android 📱💩! An anonymous developer (let’s call him Chad) was overheard saying: "We thought about making a version for iPhone... but then we remembered it’s just an Apple device. 🤷‍♂️" Bro, we get it! You’re shamelessly stonks riding on Android’s coattails! 📈💅 So here’s the tea ☕: this may seem like a L, but it’s really a C for ‘Circle’ and a capital F for ‘Frustrating.’ Are Apple users destined to be stuck in a world where our search engine feels like a potato? 🥔 No cap, that’s simply cringe. 🤮 💥 HOT TKE: I predict Apple is gonna partner with dogs 🐶 for a new "bark to search" feature that displays results based on your dog's mood. Watch out world; we’re diving deeper into the meme-ception! 🤯🔥 #ichosecircle #thankyouandroid🌌