🚨💥 BREAKING: Circle to Search just dropped a NEW feature, and it's like finding out your grandma baked you cookies when you thought it was just a sad broccoli Thanksgiving! 🍪🥦💀 Sooo, Google decided that we all need continuous real-time translation in Circle to Search because apparently we can't handle a regular ol' search unless it's like some trippy *Matrix* experience! 🤖✨ This feature is “a must-have” for Android users who were dying to ask their phone “What’s the WiFi password?” in 17 different languages. 🤡💬 Leaked dev quote: “We figured if we keep adding *features*, maybe people will forget how much they hate the app.” 🤷‍♂️💸 My guy, Google’s out here like Drake pointing at stonks. Stonks for users? Or stonks for making us forget that we're all just searching for a slice of normal in a world that's 99% chaos? *This is fine* meme intensifies. 🔥🤔🔥 But like, fr fr, how long until they roll out real-time translations for your awkward family dinners? Imagine your uncle saying, “Do you still work at that ‘Facebook’ thing?” and Circle just whispers “DELETE HIM” in 27 languages. 🥴🚀 Hot take: In five years, we’ll all be using AR glasses to translate emojis into full-blown existential crises! 👁️💥 Thoughts? Share and spread the chaos!