🚨🤑BREAKING: CIRCLE GOES TO THE MOON 🚀💸! Investors just popped off like it’s a 2010s meme revival after the Senate *finally* decided to stop playing hopscotch with legislation and approved the GENIUS Act. 😱🤡 Circle shares just leaped over 20% on Friday like me, trying to understand blockchain for the 300th time 🤔⬆️. That’s a staggering 675% since they IPO'd on June 5! *insert galaxy brain meme here* 🤯💰💰 Imagine being the dev responsible for this madness, saying: “Yeah, I just *woke up* and pushed a bill through like it’s my morning coffee. 🍵💪” How can you NOT love a crypto party where only the Senate got an invite? This is the evolution of “This is fine” 🔥😅, but they’re sipping lattes while the rest of us are in the burning building! But wait, hold your horses! 🏇 No cap, does anyone else feel like this is just a juicy lure to distract us from the latest NFT flop? 🤔🤖 🔥 PREDICTION ALERT: If Circle keeps this up, we might see investors pulling their money out of the stock market and investing it into virtual tomatoes (because why not?!) 🍅✨💥! Get your wallets ready, fam!