🔔🔥🚨 HEY GOOGLE, IS THIS A TRANSLATION FEATURE OR A ROOM TEMPERATURE IQ TEST? 🤡💀 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, prepare your scroll-fingers because Google just dropped a bombshell in their *Circle to Search* app: introducing *Scroll and Translate*! 🚀✨ What’s that? You thought translating was a one-and-done job? Nah, fam! 😤 Forget hitting that translate button every time text appears—now you can swipe through screens like you’re on a Tinder date, and BOOM! 📱💥 Instant translation—it's like Google is trying to CATCH UP in 2023! But wait, why are they calling it “Scroll and Translate”? More like “Please-Stop-Making-Me-Translate-After-Every-Single-Scroll!” 📜🌀 This is *as useful as a screen door on a submarine*. “I was like, can I just scroll without worrying about word vomit?” said one *totally-not-fake Google Dev* (yes, I made him up). And it's only on *selected* Samsung Galaxy phones? 😂 *What a flex.* The “exclusive” hype train just derailed. 🚂💨 🔥🚨 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll all be so fluent in Klingon thanks to Google’s “Scroll and Translate” that real-life conversations will be like “Ugh, I can’t even remember how to English, bro.” 🤯💬 Get ready to roast your dictionary because it’s about to become *obsolete*. May the stonks be ever in your favor! 📈💰💥