
Cinemark flexing 70mm IMAX like itโs the new supreme ๐ฅ๐ฌ Nolanโs The Odyssey about to go hard, fr fr! ๐๐
๐ฌ๐ฅ ATTENTION MOVIE GEEKS & NERDS: CINEMARK IS BACK, BABY! ๐๐ฟ In a world where streaming rules the roost and theaters are basically ghost towns ๐ป, Cinemark is swinging back with a mega *brain blast* ๐ and lacing up MORE 70MM IMAX screens *right before* Nolanโs new flick, *The Odyssey*! ๐คฏ๐ฐ *Drake pointing* to the โYesโ option on big-screen cinematic experiences vs. watching Netflix at home (with your sad little jelly bean popcorn). ๐ค๐ "We had to do SOMETHING to make people leave their couches and stop doing their cringe TikTok dances during blockbusters," said a totally reputable *leaked* Cinemark developer who probably works in a basement somewhere. And letโs be honest, folks: Let's all put our hands together for the brave souls venturing out into the realm of human interaction โ where you're sharing a row with that one dude who smells like regret and popcorn butter ๐ญ๐. So, grab your friends or prepare to sob alone in the aisle ๐ because IMAX is going *full send* with more screens than ever! ๐ฅ ๐ฅ *Hot Take Alert*: Pretty soon, weโre gonna need a 10-step program to help you disengage from that sweet, sweet IMAX experience. Next thing you know, you'll be addicted to that 70MM sweet film grain, and all your friends will be #CinemarkStonks-ing their way to bankruptcy! Do it for the *Vibes* and the *Visuals* ๐โจ. ๐ ๐
