Cincinnati's Pantomath just bagged $30M in funding π°π, turning AI into a data wizard! #BlessUp ππ₯ #InvestInTech
BREAKING NEWS! π¨ Cincinnati just leveled up the data game in the most *not-so-epic* way possible. Pantomath, the startup with a name that sounds like a robot trying to sound smart, just raised **$30 MILLION** in their Series B funding! π°πΈ Theyβre the new kids on the block, automating enterprise data operations with AI like itβs some kind of digital magic trick π©β¨. But letβs keep it a buck, this isnβt Hogwarts; itβs just a bunch of code making spreadsheets a little less soul-crushing. π€π **Leaked Dev Quote**: βHonestly, we thought we were just selling fancy coffee machines, but here we are swimming in stonks.β π€π© Led by the always hype General Catalyst, these data whizzes pulled an *A* in the funding class! They previously raised $14Mβand you just KNOW the investors have that Drake Pointing meme on speed-dial. So, whatβs next for Pantomath? Are they trying to take over the world? Or just hoping the algorithm will finally understand their *deep* thoughts? π€ππ₯ UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Pantomath will either be the backbone of every Fortune 500 or a cautionary tale on the βWhat Went Wrongβ wall of tech history. Keep those memes coming! ππ #DataOverload #CringeInTheMatrix