Cincinnati's Pantomath just bagged $30M in funding ๐ฐ๐, turning AI into a data wizard! #BlessUp ๐๐ฅ #InvestInTech
BREAKING NEWS! ๐จ Cincinnati just leveled up the data game in the most *not-so-epic* way possible. Pantomath, the startup with a name that sounds like a robot trying to sound smart, just raised **$30 MILLION** in their Series B funding! ๐ฐ๐ธ Theyโre the new kids on the block, automating enterprise data operations with AI like itโs some kind of digital magic trick ๐ฉโจ. But letโs keep it a buck, this isnโt Hogwarts; itโs just a bunch of code making spreadsheets a little less soul-crushing. ๐ค๐ **Leaked Dev Quote**: โHonestly, we thought we were just selling fancy coffee machines, but here we are swimming in stonks.โ ๐ค๐ฉ Led by the always hype General Catalyst, these data whizzes pulled an *A* in the funding class! They previously raised $14Mโand you just KNOW the investors have that Drake Pointing meme on speed-dial. So, whatโs next for Pantomath? Are they trying to take over the world? Or just hoping the algorithm will finally understand their *deep* thoughts? ๐ค๐ญ๐ฅ UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Pantomath will either be the backbone of every Fortune 500 or a cautionary tale on the โWhat Went Wrongโ wall of tech history. Keep those memes coming! ๐๐ #DataOverload #CringeInTheMatrix