BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 Cincinnati just leveled up the data game in the most *not-so-epic* way possible. Pantomath, the startup with a name that sounds like a robot trying to sound smart, just raised **$30 MILLION** in their Series B funding! 💰💸 They’re the new kids on the block, automating enterprise data operations with AI like it’s some kind of digital magic trick 🎩✨. But let’s keep it a buck, this isn’t Hogwarts; it’s just a bunch of code making spreadsheets a little less soul-crushing. 🤖💀 **Leaked Dev Quote**: “Honestly, we thought we were just selling fancy coffee machines, but here we are swimming in stonks.” 🤑😩 Led by the always hype General Catalyst, these data whizzes pulled an *A* in the funding class! They previously raised $14M—and you just KNOW the investors have that Drake Pointing meme on speed-dial. So, what’s next for Pantomath? Are they trying to take over the world? Or just hoping the algorithm will finally understand their *deep* thoughts? 🤔💭🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Pantomath will either be the backbone of every Fortune 500 or a cautionary tale on the “What Went Wrong” wall of tech history. Keep those memes coming! 😂🚀 #DataOverload #CringeInTheMatrix