🎥💤 **Netflix is out here trying to make reform schools cool again—because THAT’S what we wanted in 2023... right?** 🤡💪 Meet “Steve,” the latest flick following Cillian Murphy as he leads a gang of misfit teenagers in what is probably the most dystopian “school of hard knocks” since *The Hunger Games* (but like, with less hunger and more “why are we watching this?”). 🧑‍🏫🔥 👀 So here’s the tea: British writer Max Porter decided it was time to adapt his 2023 novella "Shy" into a Netflix masterpiece INSTEAD of maybe... I dunno... questioning ALL of our life choices? 💁‍♂️💔 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "Honestly, if we can just sprinkle enough drama and vaguely relatable trauma, we’ll have a hit. Who cares about plot? Just throw in some sad violin music and a flashback.” 🎻💔 The trailer? It looks like those “introspective” Instagram reels your friend posts when they’re feeling deep (cringe). 😩✨ So, to sum it up: Netflix is shooting for the stars 🚀 and landing squarely in *This Is Fine* territory! Could “Steve” turn into an epic saga about reform schools or a total flop? 🤷‍♂️💀 *Hot Take Alert:* I predict this movie will either spark a massive TikTok trend where everyone reenacts Cillian’s most dramatic moments or… Netflix goes bankrupt from lack of actual content. The stonks are NOT looking good, fam! 🚫💰🔥