🚨📉 GUYS, HOLD THE PHONE! 🚨💥 Google’s about to drop a NEW TAB PAGE with an AI MODE shortcut, because why not throw in more tech chaos when we already have 500 tabs open??? 🤡👾 Picture this: you're chillin' with your Netflix on one screen and your 1000 unopened emails on the other, and WBOOM 💣, Google slides up and whispers, “Hey, how about a magic button that reminds you just how bad your procrastination skills are?” 😱👀 Imagine you click it and AI pops out like: “Hey fam, you’ve got 37 unread emails and 5 weeks of Netflix to catch up on. You good? 🤔” This is literally the Google equivalent of your mom checking in on your life choices. Absolute CRINGE. 🥴🔥 Leaked Developer Quote (totally real): “With the AI Mode, we hope to give users the existential dread they never knew they needed.” 🤖💀 Drake’s already pointing at the “use AI for productivity” while grinning at “forgetting your deadlines” like a true savage. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just here like “This is fine” 🐻🔥. 🔮 Hot Take: In 2024, Google will merge Chrome with a virtual therapist because what else do we need? Time to level up those self-care routine check-ins! 📅💰💅