🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Google's Chrome just pulled a classic "let’s add some AI sparkle" move to your shopping cart! 💥🤖 That’s right, folks! Say goodbye to the days of reading actual human reviews (who needs real opinions anyway? 🤡) and HELLO to AI-generated store reviews! Because what could possibly go wrong with robo-judgment? ☠️💰 Just click that shiny new icon to the left of the URL, and BOOM 💥 - instant credibility, or as I like to call it, the “Who asked?” of shopping. All your favorite brands will now be slapped with sweet AI buttercream frosting, whether they deserve it or not. 🧁🔥 🙃 So, what’s the verdict from our imaginary dev squad? “We’re just here to spice up your online shopping with a dash of AI. Just don’t take it too seriously! 🤷‍♂️” Thanks, Google! I'm sure your bots have my best interests in mind while I’m just trying to buy socks without an existential crisis. 😅 🌌 Get ready for a future where we'll be sorting through a sea of hot garbage reviews just to find the ONE legit opinion. This is fine, right? 🤷‍♀️💀🔥 🛒 My hot take? Soon we’ll have AI recommending toaster brands like it's a TikTok trend. Next thing you know, “Your new toaster can make avocado toast and also write haikus.” The METAVERSE is coming for your breakfast! 🍞✨🚀 #Stonks 📈