🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Google just dropped a feature that’s got more emotional range than a Zoom call with grandma! 🤖💔 Chrome's now spitting out AI reviews of online stores like your friend who can't stop complaining about their last Tinder date! 😩💔 #Help #Cringe "So basically," one Google dev was overheard saying in the break room, "we’re just replacing human opinions with a glorified robot that’s been up all night reading Yelp." 🤡💀 And they think this will make shopping "safer and more efficient"? Really? 😂 More like efficient in creating an existential crisis while you try to decipher if that store is known for quality or if they just sit in the dark and eat ramen all day. But wait, hold up! 🛑 It's only available in the US atm, and in English! Like, come on, bruh! What about our non-English speaking homies? 🤷‍♂️ No cap, this feels more exclusive than a high school prom! #Stonks and #cope at the same time! 💰 So mark your calendars: the future of shopping is robot-approved awkwardness. My hot take? THIS is the future of domestic retail therapy! 💸💅🏻 Next week, I’m predicting AI will also start judging your outfit choices based on your purchase history. Uh-oh, that sounds like a recipe for disaster. 😅🔥 Share this if you’re ready to let a robot judge your shopping habits! 🚀🔗